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a recent job posting through San Diego Craiglist....

$10 PER HOUR + tips / Depending on how well the work is completed Gay Couple needs a hardworking, honest guy to help out with house cleaning, errands, and taking care of two dogs while we are at work. This would be a part-time job, but a live-in is also possible for the right person. We can be somewhat flexible on the hours, and days of the week. The "Ideal" candidate will: -Pay attention to detail -Be hard working, and put pride in their work -Be English speaking or Spanish speaking with a little English (to help me practice my Spanish -*is a plus!) -Have reliable transportation -Previous Housekeeping, cleaning experience is a PLUS All final applicants will go through a background check, and must have references available. Please! We need for you to send us a recent photo, resume, or a few paragraphs about yourself and why we should hire you.
Job location is San Diego/Rancho Bernardo
Compensation: $10 per hour - Plus tips for excellent/hard work.

One of my more recent pics as a nude model. The hair continues to grow….excellent progress I would say. Edited of course for viewers of all ages.
 

I don't know about you but this looks like plagerism. Should I contact my lawyer? 

Though I looked stoned, I'm really not. I don't know if you can tell but I have wings. Sometimes when I run I start to lift off. I didn't think it would come to this, but I am beginning to consider cutting my hair. I'm wondering what the public has to say concerning the matter. Anyone willing to buy my lovely locks? Should I cut it? 

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despite not being able to last more than a week on my most recent job, it did however inspire me to create my own business. I will pay 12 and 13 year olds to sell car washes and oil changes over the phone from campus (so I dont have to use or pay for a landline). They will be paid on pure commission so I only pay them as I make money. I think I really have an idea which hasn't even been tapped in Provo. All money will be used for the 12 and 13 year old upcoming scout camp adventure. We are 100% non-profit.